
Sister Connie Lingquist |
Friday Evening Entertainment:
Sister Connie Lingquist!
Sister Connie Lingquist is as pleased as the punch at a Gold & Green Ball to be invited to participate in your little conference this weekend. It is such an honor to be chosen by the Leadership of Greater Bountiful Triumphant (LGBT) to present a lesson to your youth group on the pitfalls leading to chastity.
Sister Lingquist attended The BYU-Idaho where she majored in Home and Family Living and almost graduated before getting her MRS degree with a local Rexburg boy who had just returned from spending the best two years of his life in the New York Fire Island Mission. After a quick honeymoon to Mt Timpanogos, she and Brother Lingquist settled in The Wymount Terrace, celebrating the birth of little LaDell just 9 months and 1 day after being sealed forever eternally in the Provo Temple. Within three years, LaRon, LaVerne, and LaToya joined their happy family.
Sister Lingquist fills her days by raising funds to defeat the same-sex marriage atrocity in the heathen State of California, attending to her ever-growing family, and working part-time at Glamour Shots in the Zion Heights Mall. She serves as the homemaking and crap craft expert for the Zion Heights 69th ward Relief Society, and volunteers at the Beehive Clothing Dispensary every other Wednesday. She is appalled by the very idea of polygamy, but Jesus’ command to love thy neighbor forces her to know that she would have to be nice to any unfortunate Texas polygamist who visits her Glamour Shots store (because heaven knows they need her expertise).
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