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After finding this anorexic, blonde BYU Barbie on eBay, an Affirmation member who's too shy to admit his love for Barbie (and Ken!) sent us the following poem: Barbie, Barbie, eyes so blue, do you cheer for BYU? Are you virgin through and through? Just two earrings, no tattoo? Where's your Ken, and is it true that he never fondled you? He's so stylish, I would wager he's a music-drama major! Barbie, Barbie, is it true Ken was banned from BYU? Is it true he's still gung-ho over meeting G.I. Joe? Barbie, Barbie, eyes so blue, do you cheer for BYU? |
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