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Listen to the Evergreen Song
The Evergreen Song

The following spoof of The Sound of Music's classic "Edelweiss" was sung a few years back at an Affirmation missionary reunion in Salt Lake City. Our apologies to Richard Rodgers and Oscar Hammerstein II.


C G7 C F
Ever- green,  Ever- green,
C Am Dm  G7
save us  from Satan's  pit- falls.
C G7 C F
Set us  free,  help us  be
C G7 C
men who  like playing  football.
G7 C
We will all go into  therapy,
F D G G7
there we'll  stay for- ev- er.
C G7 C F
Ever- green,  keep us  clean,
C G7 C
in de- nial for  ever.


C G7 C F
Ever- green,  Ever- green,
C Am Dm  G7
save our  lesbian  sis- ters.
C G7 C F
Help them  learn,  how to  turn
C G7 C
into   girls who date  misters.
G7 C
We will all go into  therapy,
F D G G7
there we'll  stay for- ev- er.
C G7 C F
Ever- green,  keep us  clean,
C G7 C
in de- nial for  ever.


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